Sizzling bacon.

That is what children turn into when they:

A: Want something and are told “no” before bed

or

B: Want something and are told “no” in public

Ms. O has it down perfectly, with her full body convulsions, leg thrusting, snot dripping, arm swinging and incoherent wailing. It is easy to picture her frying on a pan in pig fat.

Last Thursday, I witness a raging case of sizzling bacon at 12:30pm.  It included full body heaving, crying, fist pounding, foot stomping, and a mixture of incoherent sentences and swearing.

The reason for this outburst was ironically neither A or B.

My program had crashed.

Yes.

I was sizzling bacon.  I had a full grown 3 year old temper tantrum.

It was very mature.

*Note to Self

I fixed the problem… it took 30 seconds….